The Elephant and Butter

Let us now put to rest the question of online vegetable search popularity.  

As we can see, asparagus has a normalized rating of 53. 

Look at artichoke, which has a normalized rating of 57.

None of them, however, match the inimitable hotness of broccoli, which has a normalized rating of 72.

When I found this information I felt like I was peeking behind the control panel of the universe. The word "normalized," spiced with the authority of scientific vernacular, only seemed to confirm the validity of the data. How interesting, I thought, to know which vegetable arouses the most worldwide curiosity. But then I realized I'd only found another flimsy way to waste time online. If I had any sense at all, I'd throw my computer into the nearest volcano. Which, thankfully, I can find here.